And on a side note, ASDA has completely run out of shoe polish. But these facts are entirely unconnected. Clearly
We always knew that Jodie Marsh deserved a prize for something. We just weren’t exactly sure what. We thought that it have something to do with starting arguments with people that we’d quite like to have arguments with too, or just for once dating someone from Blazin’ Squad. Or brightening up rather rainy Tuesday afternoons with some photos that we’re definitely not printing off and sticking to every spare surface within a ten mile radius.
But now, after putting our journalist hats on and investigating really really hard*, we know what it is. Jodie Marsh has taken Gaston-from-Beauty-and-the-Beast, Ariel-from-The-Little-Mermaid, and Hercules-from-Hercules, and turned into them all at the same time. And if there was ever anything which deserved an award, this would be it.
It’s a task which we imagine has taken a lot of <strike>hair dye fake tan freerange eggs</strike> hard work. And which has now finally been rewarded with a shiny gold medal at the International Natural Bodybuilding Federation Championships, which were held in Washington DC last week.
We’re not entirely certain what part of the championships was the “natural” bit, but we’re too busy looking at the photos to find out.
Coincidentally, we were chatting to Jodie’s mate Dave this weekend, who told us that Jodie has loads more competitions coming up this summer, both in the states, and the UK. “She’s in amazing shape,” he said. “I’m going to cheer her on from the sidelines all summer.” So as soon as we find out where to buy pom poms, we’ll join him.
Jodie, who presumably got in shape by repeatedly lifting up her own eighty tonne breasts, has been pretty busy recently in America, filming wittily titled Brawn in the USA , and not drinking or eating anything fun.
“To be honest, I am on such a strict diet for the bodybuilding that if you offered me a choice between pizza and sex with Brad Pitt right now, I’d choose pizza,” she confessed recently.
Which we imagine is a huge load off Angelina Jolie’s slightly-less-muscular shoulders.
*Google Image searching Disney characters.