Miley shows us exactly what she thinks of paps during shopping trip (and also exactly why Pilates is so highly rated)
Ever since Miley Cyrus discovered Pilates and made us all feel hugely bad about ourselves and our bingo wings and bingo legs (can you get bingo legs?) she’s been gallivanting about in teeny tiny outfits showing off the results.
And why not? There’s got to be some benefit to writhing around on a sweaty mat for nine hours a day.
But yesterday she wore the smallest outfit yet. This pair of shorts were so tiny they could have doubled up as a thong. And she was wearing a crop top. Why didn’t she just jack in clothes altogether and opt for a bikini? Would have saved on washing.
She was browsing the rails in American Apparel in LA when a brave pap got this shot. Shall we all just take a moment to say “well done, that man”? Yes we should.
Miley is newly engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth, 22, who she met on the set of The Last Song in 2009. They’ve been together ever since and he popped the question a couple of weeks ago with a WHOPPING sparkler.
Miley tweeted yesterday something about her wedding. SCREAM! She wrote, “@BigBlack is hookin me upppp. singin @ my wedding for a reasonable $$$ AND putting a fantasy factory in my backyard! Dreams DO come true :)”
(What’s a fantasy factory?)
And then a few hours ago she tweeted, “I love being a fiancee”.
Miley, 19, was criticised a few days ago though after being snapped chilling in a pool with a man who was definitely not Liam in Miami . It was actually her assistant Cheyne Thomas so no harm there, right? Not according to angry folks on Twitter who were outraged about her shenanigans.
She got a bit angry about it all and responded in kind: “So now because I am engaged I can’t have a friend of the opposite sex? I can’t have a friend help me out while I’m working alllll day? #dumb” she tweeted.
“Maybe YOU would have friends too if you’d get your face out of the tabloids and start living your own life 🙂 unfortunate”.
We think she’s talking about us there. Did Miley just tell us off? We feel quite proud.