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Kimmel to “feast on stupid comments” at White House dinner

Television host Jimmy Kimmel poses next to a cake during a celebration for the 125th anniversary of the City of Hollywood in Hollywood, California February 1, 2012. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

(Reuters) – Late-night TV comedian Jimmy Kimmel admits he is anxious about headlining his first White

House Correspondents Dinner this coming Saturday, and his self-confessed lack of insight into Washington doesn’t help calm

his nerves.

Television host Jimmy Kimmel poses

next to a cake during a celebration for the 125th anniversary of the City of Hollywood in Hollywood, California February 1,

2012. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

The star of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” told Reuters

his interest in politics is roughly equal to his interest in sports — and in reality TV star Kim Kardashian.

But

Kimmel is playing to comic effect. When prodded, he unleashes his wit on Washington’s most powerful lawmakers who provide no

shortage of good material for him and his writers.

“I will feast on stupid comments,” Kimmel said with glee about his

upcoming gig, noting that out on the campaign trail “there seems to be a glut of dumb things being said.”

His take on

Newt Gingrich is that the lagging Republican presidential hopeful is “really on a pie-tasting tour of the United States.”

Former candidate Herman Cain should be the vice president nominee because his pizza-making days provide the grist for great

comedy.

The Brooklyn-born, Las Vegas-raised Kimmel may make as much fun of himself as he will of those in the elite

audience of media stars, political powerbrokers and Hollywood celebrities. After all, he was fired from four radio stations

and got into show business simply to become a friend of David Letterman.

To calm his nerves, he writes jokes, and his

hope is to have a “nice mixture of prepared and off-the-cuff comedy” for the black tie gala. Here are a few hints of the

ammunition is in his joke holster:

* On presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney: “Mitt Romney looks

like a Sears catalog model.”

* On former candidate Rick Santorum: “I am fascinated by Rick Santorum … and the array

of things he’s fighting for. Why bring pornography into it? What does that have to do with running for the White House? You

are losing the male vote basically by going against pornography.”

* On former candidate for vice president Sarah

Palin: “Now she is stationed up in Alaska all the time, she doesn’t have a professional hair or makeup artist any more, she

is starting to look like a mom on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’. Her hair looks like bees are doing it for her.”

* On his

picks for Republican VP: “Herman Cain is a lot of fun and the pizza angle is an endless fountain of comedy. (Rapper) Flavor

Flav would be great … Chris Christie, who seems to gain 10 pounds every time I see him, would be a great vice

president.”

* On Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia: “Under that robe, Justice Scalia is an Italian guy. He’s had

his balls busted for probably his whole life by his family.”

* On President Barack Obama: “If I was filling out a

bracket, my bet would be that he would win.”

JAY CARNEY ’14-YEARS-OLD’

Obama, who precedes Kimmel in the

night’s comedy line-up, might not get skewered so much, but not because Kimmel will pull punches. He gets a thrill from

making fun of people to their faces.

“It’s hard to make fun of Obama in general because he’s a cool character,”

Kimmel said. “Outside of his ears, there’s not a whole lot.”

But Obama’s recent open mic goof with Russian leader

Dmitry Medvedev might lend itself to roasting. And Washington always dishes up its share of scandals that provide rich

material. Last year, it was demands that Obama produce his birth certificate. This year, it could be sex and the Secret

Service or the lavish Las Vegas bash held by the General Services Administration.

Kimmel finds humor in Washington

rituals, including press briefings with White House spokesman Jay Carney. “He is only 14-years-old, so you have to take that

into account,” Kimmel said.

On the White House press briefing itself, Kimmel said: “I have a feeling it will be

entirely different 20 years from now and people will be flour bombing the president.”

Kimmel has the material, but

there are other worries on his mind, like whether people will be eating while he performs (“people do not laugh or clap while

they are eating”) or trying to match the success of last year’s headliner Seth Meyers (“I wish I was on the year after Rich

Little”).

And then there is the problem of finding chemistry with an audience more interested in schmoozing with each

other than, perhaps, listening to a Hollywood comedian.

The challenge is more daunting to Kimmel than his other big

gig of the year, the television industry’s Emmy Awards.

“I go into these situations with a lot of optimism, thinking

that people have a great sense of humor, and then I am almost always surprised that they didn’t afterwards,” said

Kimmel.

“But it’s better to go in blindly with a big smile on your face and come out trembling.”

(Reporting By

Mary Milliken; Editing by Bob

Tourtellotte)